TinTin

Andrew "Awesome" Auseon asks: Are you frightened or delighted at the possibility of a Steven Spielberg directed Tintin movie?

Andrew, I am always frightened and delighted when some story I adore is going to be made into a movie. First things first, it's going to be ruined. OK. We just have to accept that. But I've heard some terrific things about this Spielberg fellow. Mark my words. I think he's a director to watch. I have to assume though that there will be a love interest. Probably she'll look like a girl TinTin. Captain Haddock might not drink as much and uhm, (this is a good thing) they'll all be less racist. Also on the plus side, maybe kids will start reading TinTin and I can continue declaring it The Year Of TinTin, every year. Wait, scratch that. HE'S MINE AMERICA! BACK OFF!!